Shit Show Supervisor — 2x3 Patch (Desert Tan w/Black)

Wear your job title proudly — and with a smirk. This 2" x 3" "As Seen on Socials" patch announces that you run the chaos with equal parts sarcasm and competence. Perfect for the Tactical Gear Junkie who likes their attitude stitched on.

Who it’s for

For hat-wearers, bag-haulers, jacket-slingers, and anyone with a loop-panel and a sense of humor. If your gear signs off on “Life, Adventure-Ready,” this patch just elevated your resume.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact but readable from across the campfire.
• Color: Desert Tan background with Black text/design — no other color variations available, because simplicity wins.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick attach/detach on loop panels (hats, bags, jackets).
• Origin: Made in the USA — built to withstand real-world scrapes and witty commentary.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves several problems: it labels leadership (even if the leadership is a little chaotic), upgrades plain gear from “meh” to “memorable,” and gives you an instant conversation starter that doesn’t require small talk. Durable hook backing makes swapping it between hats and packs a five-second operation — perfect for midnight swaps after questionable decisions.

Whether you’re corralling a crew on trail, running weekend ops, or just keeping the pub table in line, this patch says what your mug can’t: you supervise the mayhem and you look good doing it. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Ready to stick it where it counts?

Toss it on your favorite hat or pack and let the world know who’s in charge of the chaos — add to cart and make your gear a little smarter (and a lot sassier).