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Tactical Gear Junkie  |  SKU: BANGING_MOMMYS_2X3OD

As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black

Sale price $9.99 USD Regular price $14.99


Description

As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys — 2x3 Patch (Olive Drab/Black)

Not subtle, probably controversial, and absolutely clarity-first — this patch says what it says and sticks to it. For the person who treats their kit like a personality profile, this 2" x 3" hook-back patch brings attitude without negotiating color options.

Who it’s for: the hat/bag/jacket owner who wants their gear to talk back. Ideal for Tactical Gear Junkie types and anyone who appreciates bold statements and dependable attachment. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — just with louder patches.

Key Features & Design

  • Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide (fits hats, pack pockets, jackets, and most loop panels).
  • Color: Olive drab background with black lettering — exactly as shown (no alternate colorways).
  • Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick attach/detach on loop panels.
  • Made in the USA: Quality stitching and materials you can trust on the trail or the street.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves the eternal problem of bland gear. It adheres instantly to loop panels, so you can swap attitude between your cap, pack, or jacket in seconds — no sewing, no drama. Durable thread and a sturdy hook backing mean it survives commutes, campfires, and questionable decisions alike.

Whether you’re labeling your tactical kit or just collecting conversation starters, this patch is practical and point-blank honest. It’s compact enough to not overwhelm your setup but loud enough to get reactions — helpful when you want to start stories instead of small talk.

Why you’ll actually use it

  • Quick customization: change the vibe of your gear in under 10 seconds.
  • Built for everyday wear: holds on through weather, movement, and whatever Friday night plans become.
  • Clear messaging: no ambiguity, no apologies — just like your weekend itinerary.

Ready to make your pack speak for you? Toss it on your loop panel and let your gear do the talking — add to cart and make Monday jealous.

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