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Tactical Gear Junkie  |  SKU: ASOS_STEAK_TITTIES_1X3CB

As Seen on Socials - Steak & Titties - 1x3 Patch - Coyote Brown w/CB

Sale price $9.99 USD Regular price $12.99


Description

As Seen on Socials — Steak & Titties 1x3 Patch (Coyote Brown)

Small patch, big personality — this 1" x 3" cheeky badge announces your sense of humor before you even speak. Perfect for the jacket, hat, or kit that already thinks it's too serious.

For the adventurer with a grin: this patch is for people who like tactical gear that doesn't take itself too seriously. Fits loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets — part of the AXG Life lineup and ready for Life, Adventure-Ready chaos.

Key Features & Design

  • Size: 1 inch high x 3 inches wide — skinny enough for a hat brim, bold enough to be noticed.
  • Color: Coyote Brown with CB detailing — neutral, rugged, and sure to blend with your loadout.
  • Backing: Hook fastener backing (works with loop panels on caps, bags, and jackets).
  • Use: Ideal for hats, backpacks, outerwear, tactical panels, and anywhere you want a wink.
  • Origin: Made in the USA — stitched with pride (and a hint of attitude).

Performance & Benefits

This patch does exactly what it promises: sticks on securely, looks ridiculous in the best possible way, and survives the accidental tumble into a river or questionable campsite decisions. The hook fastener backing makes swaps and repositions painless — slap it on your hat for the ride, move it to your daypack when you're actually being productive.

Built for weekend warriors and tactical gear junkies who prefer their kit with a side of sarcasm. It turns stuck weekends into memorable stories and late-night campfire debates into opportunities for laughter. Durable, low-profile, and unbothered by weather or attitude.

Pro tip: Pair with other loop-panel patches to curate your personal badge of honor (or shame).

Ready to upgrade your gear’s personality?

Toss this little rebel into your cart and make your kit tell better stories — add to cart and make Monday jealous.

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