Still Alive Out Of Spite — 2x3 Patch (Olive Drab w/ Desert Tan)

So you survived another week and want a tiny, slightly smug badge to prove it — meet the "Still Alive Out Of Spite" patch. It's the little patch that says you’ve got stories, scars, and a sense of humor. Perfect for the hat, bag, or jacket that gets more adventures than a reality show.

Who it's for: the Tactical Gear Junkie who likes their accessories to be honest, rugged, and a bit sassy. Fits loop-panel-ready gear and keeps its attitude wherever Life, Adventure-Ready takes you.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high × 3 inches wide — compact, noticeable, not obnoxious.
• Colors: Olive Drab background with Desert Tan lettering/trim — exactly as pictured; no color swaps.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to loop panels on hats, backpacks, jackets, and more.
• Use: Ideal for hats, bags, jackets, and any loop-panel-friendly kit.
• Made in the USA: Designed and produced domestically for reliable quality.
• As Seen on Socials: The patch that made the rounds — yep, it’s the real thing.

Performance / Benefits

This patch does one job and does it with charm: it broadcasts personality without saying a word. The hook backing makes swapping it between gear effortless — because commitment is overrated and your jacket should be as adaptable as your plans.

• Durable stitching and sturdy backing mean it survives backpacks, rain, and questionable decisions.
• Compact size keeps it subtle on caps or bold on pack panels — versatility that doesn’t beg for attention.
• Neutral olive and tan tones match tactical kits and casual wear alike — looks tactical without screaming it.
• Perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of AXG Life attitude to their kit: practical, honest, and a little bit cheeky.

Turn stuck weekends into better stories and make your gear a bit more you. Toss it on your favorite hat or bag and keep moving — Life, Adventure-Ready.

Add to cart and let your kit do the talking (with a smirk).