Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too — 2x4 Patch (Red/Black)

Yes, it's tiny, yes, it's dramatic, and yes—you need it. This cheeky 2" x 4" patch announces your emotional state with loud colors and zero apologies. Perfect for people who laugh at danger and then quietly double-check the map.

For the hat-wearers, pack-haulers, jacket-sprinters, and tactical gear junkies who like their personality stitched on, this patch is part of the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready and sarcastically honest.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 4 inches wide — bold without hogging the whole sleeve.
• Color: Red background with black lettering and border for maximum readability and menace.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included — sticks to any loop fastener panel on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Compatibility: Ideal for loop-panel gear (hats, backpacks, tactical vests, outerwear).
• Origin: Made in the USA — because quality craftsmanship is a good look.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns mute shoulder-carry into a personality statement: slap it on your cap or pack and instantly communicate that you are both amused and slightly alarmed. The hook backing keeps it secure through commute chaos, trail mud, and those questionable decisions you make after dark.

It’s lightweight, low-profile, and durable — no fuss, no fussing. Fits neat on hats and loop panels so you can swap it between gear faster than you can say “Are we lost?” Built for midnight trail runs, roadside repairs, and those social media moments where being funny is the only survival skill you need.

Perfect for: outdoor adventurers, tactical gear junkies, commuters with attitude, and anyone who appreciates humor stitched in high-contrast red and black.

Ready to join the conversation?

Toss it on your favorite cap or pack and let the patch do the talking — add to cart and give your gear some actual personality (and a tiny bit of emotional honesty).