As Seen on Socials - "The Gun Shoots Fine, Maybe You Should Use a Shotgun" 2x3 Patch

Small patch, loud opinion. This desert tan with black 2" x 3" patch says exactly what it means and refuses to be subtle about it — perfect for the person who likes their humor tactical and their gear honest.

For the trail prankster, the range-day comedian, or anyone who wants to add a little AXG Life attitude to a hat, jacket, or kit bag. Life, Adventure-Ready — with a side of sarcasm.

Key Features & Design

• Dimensions: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact but readable.
• Color: Desert tan background with black lettering for rugged contrast.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and loop-panel jackets like it belongs there.
• Made in the USA: Designed and manufactured domestically.
• Message: Reads “The Gun Shoots Fine, Maybe You Should Use a Shotgun” — for those who prefer blunt honesty.

Performance & Benefits

This patch solves three problems: silence awkward social cues, personalize your gear, and make strangers on the trail laugh (or roll their eyes). The hook fastener backing makes swapping it between caps and packs faster than arguing with a map app.

Built to handle the outdoors — dust, sun, and questionable campsite decisions — while keeping its colors and attitude intact. It’s a low-commitment way to level up your kit and broadcast your personality without saying a word.

Perfect for: tactical gear junkies, patch collectors, hat lovers, and anyone who likes their accessories with a wink and a smirk.

Add this patch to your collection and let your gear do the talking. Toss it on your favorite cap or pack and make the campground chuckle — add to cart and make Monday jealous.