As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine You Just Suck! - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine You Just Suck! - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants - Black is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Description
Description
The Gun Shoots Fine You Just Suck! — 2x3 Patch
Funny, unapologetic, and exactly the kind of roast your hat has been dying to wear. This 2" x 3" patch says what you’re thinking and sticks to your gear with attitude.
Made for people who prefer their humor blunt and their kit tidy — hikers, range buddies, jacket-slingers, and anyone who enjoys a little tactical snark. Part of the AXG Life collection and built to be Life, Adventure-Ready.
Key Features & Design
- Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact, visible, not obnoxiously huge.
- Backing: Hook fastener backing for easy attachment to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
- Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie — quality stitching and materials you can rely on.
- Multiple variants available so you can pick the color or style that best matches your bad decisions.
Performance & Benefits
This patch is more than a one-liner; it’s a personality upgrade for your kit. The hook backing means you can slap it onto loop panels in seconds — swap it between your ball cap, range bag, or plate carrier depending on how brave you’re feeling that day.
Practical, durable, and designed to withstand weather, sweat, and secondhand embarrassment. It turns stuck weekends into hero stories and late-night range runs into improved storytelling opportunities. Lightweight enough to never weigh you down, loud enough to start conversations (or friendly arguments).
Why it matters: shows off who you are without saying a word — and saves you from having to explain a questionable quip at every turn.
Ready to wear the joke?
Toss it on your favorite cap or bag, switch it between rigs, and make your gear a little more honest. Add to cart and give your kit a sense of humor (and your friends something to grumble about).
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