The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math — Patch (2"×3")

Yes, this is the patch your hat has been whispering about when you leave the house. Witty, unapologetic, and small enough to sneak onto your favorite worn-in jacket—this patch says “adventure” with a smirk. Perfect for people who plan things… sort of.

For the outdoorsy, the tactical, the social-media-sarcastic — and anyone who lives the AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide (a compact statement piece).
• Backing: Hook fastener backing—sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Color: Exactly as shown in the photos; no alternate color variations.
• Origin: Made in the USA.
• Variants: Multiple variants available (style/placement options as shown).

Performance & Benefits

Stick it on your cap, slap it on a pack, or mount it proudly on that jacket you only break out when adventure calls (or when you’re pretending it does). The hook fastener backing means swapping patches is faster than apologizing for a questionable plan. Built tough, this patch keeps its edge through road trips, trail runs, and those late-night decision-making sessions that always start with “What if…”

It levels up your gear without asking for much in return: no permanent commitment, just instant personality. Shows you're down for Life, Adventure-Ready moments—planned or not.

Why you’ll actually use it

• Quick on-off hook fastening makes customization painless.
• Compact 2"×3" size fits where you want it without hogging space.
• No color surprises—what you see is what you get.
• Made in the USA for dependable quality and craftsmanship.

Ready to make your gear a little more honest? Toss this patch into your cart and give your hat something to talk about—preferably around a campfire or at a trailhead with questionable lighting. Add to cart and upgrade your storylines (and your outerwear) with one tidy stitch of sarcasm.