As Seen on Socials - This Is The Government The Founders Warned Us About — 2x3 Coyote Patch

Stick a little attitude on your kit — without committing to a mural. This 2" x 3" patch says exactly what the photo shows and nothing it doesn't, in a tasteful coyote-on-coyote colorway that refuses to shout.

Who it's for: the Tactical Gear Junkie who enjoys snark with their EDC, hat, bag, or jacket. Perfect for people who live the AXG Life and want gear that’s Life, Adventure-Ready — no drama, just durable style.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact but legible.
• Color: Coyote w/Coyote — one colorway, exactly as shown in the photos.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for easy attachment.
• Compatibility: Fits hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA.
• Variation: No other color variations available — what you see is what you get.

Performance & Benefits

Want a simple way to update your gear without sewing or existential commitment? The hook fastener backing makes swapping patches stupidly easy — change the vibe in seconds depending on your mood or level of caffeine. At 2" x 3", it’s large enough to be noticed but subtle enough to avoid TSA interrogation.

This patch holds up on hats, packs, and jackets built with loop panels, so it survives the commute, the trail, and whatever questionable decisions follow that last campfire. Built for people who value practicality and personality — turns stuck weekends into hero stories and makes your gear speak before you do.

Durable, patriotic, and slightly confrontational. Exactly like the friend who calls you at 2 a.m. asking if you want to go camping.

Add this patch to your kit and make your bag do the talking — toss it in your cart and make Monday jealous.