Warning: May Contain Autism — 2x3 Patch (Olive Drab / Desert Tan)

Yes, it’s the patch you’ve seen floating through feeds and comment sections—perfectly clear, a little cheeky, and unapologetically honest. Designed for people who like their accessories to speak first and explain never. Made for the curious, the proud, and the style-savvy who prefer their messages on patch panels.

Who it’s for

For hat-wearers, bag-haulers, jacket-upgraders, and anyone with loop fastener panels who enjoys a dash of wit with their utility. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready—this patch keeps your kit real and your personality louder.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not trying too hard.
• Colors: Olive Drab background with Desert Tan lettering — tactical tones, civilian-friendly vibe.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to standard loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Usage: Ideal for hats, backpacks, tactical molle panels with loop velcro, jacket sleeves, and patch boards.
• Origin: Made in the USA — sewn and ready for whatever weekend you throw at it.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t just look good — it solves the “what’s-that-say?” problem instantly. Attaches in seconds, stays put through rain, road trips, and questionable life choices. The olive drab/desert tan combo blends with outdoors gear but still reads clearly from a conversational distance.

It’s perfect for turning stuck weekends into better campfire conversations, clarifying your perspective without starting an essay, and giving your kit an honest, human edge. Low commitment, high personality—just the way AXG Life likes it.

Care note: Remove before machine washing if you like your patch pristine; otherwise it’s built to handle the usual wear and tear.

Toss it on your favorite cap or jacket and let people know you’re interesting—add to cart and make small talk try harder.