Weird Being the Same Age as Old People — 2x3 Patch (Black w/ Red)

Funny, unapologetic, and just small enough to cause mild identity crises on sight — this patch announces your mood before you open your mouth. If you like your apparel to talk back (politely sarcastic), this 2" x 3" patch is your new best argument.

Made for folks who camp, commute, or collect ironically honest accessories. Part of the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready — lineup: durable, cheeky, and built to outlast your second thoughts.

Key Features & Design

• Design: "As Seen on Socials - Weird Being the Same Age as Old People" graphic in black with red accents.
• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact but unmistakable.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick attachment and removal.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Color options: This exact colorway only — no other variations available.
• Made in the USA: Designed and manufactured domestically for quality you can trust.

Performance & Benefits

Stick it on and stop explaining yourself. The hook fastener backing makes swapping this patch between your favorite cap, daypack, or field jacket faster than you can say “midlife crisis.” The compact 2" x 3" size gives maximum attitude with minimal commitment — perfect for when you want your gear to have personality but not take over the room.

Built to handle the outdoors, the everyday commute, and questionable late-night decisions. Shows up bold and stays put on loop-compatible panels, turning stuck weekends into hero stories and making strangers on trails laugh at appropriate volumes. It’s durable, travel-ready, and sarcastically honest — just like your best adventure buddy.

Ready for Action

Throw it on your hat, slap it on your pack, or gift it to that friend who ages like a fine mystery. Add a little AXG-edgy humor to your gear and keep your Life, Adventure-Ready wardrobe both practical and hilarious.

Add to cart and make your jacket do the talking.