When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream — 2x3 Patch (Black w/Red)

Funny, blunt, and proudly obvious — this 2" x 3" patch announces your priorities before you even open your mouth. Perfect for people who find humor in the absurd and like their gear to match their personality.

For the jacket-clad urban explorer, the hat-topping weekend warrior, and the Tactical Gear Junkie who still appreciates a good punchline. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, and now a little sassier.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, visible, and not obnoxious.
• Color: Black background with bold red lettering for maximum read-from-across-the-campfire clarity.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Durability: Built to handle the outdoors and questionable life choices.
• Origin: Made in the USA — because quality matters, even for silly statements.

Performance & Benefits

This patch turns plain gear into conversation starters and turns stuck weekends into hero stories. Slap it on a ball cap to signal ice-cream-priority zones, attach it to a pack for instant personality, or outfit your field jacket so strangers know who the cool, honest human is.

Hook fastener backing means quick swaps between jacket, pack, or hat — change your vibe as fast as your mood. The bold red-on-black contrast stays readable in low light and looks sharp on everything from tactical rigs to thrift-store denim.

Wear it during midnight trail runs, questionable road trips, or backyard BBQs. It’s low-commitment, high-character — exactly the accessory for people who take adventure seriously but themselves, not so much.

Ready to make gear more interesting?

Add to cart and patch up your kit — because your outerwear should tell better stories than your ex.