As Seen on Socials - "You Come Into My House? Suck My Dick? Call Me Gay?" — 2x3 Patch

Funny, blunt, and perfect for people who love a little chaos stitched onto their gear — this 2" x 3" patch says what you’re thinking, without the awkward small talk. If your sense of humor is blunt and your jacket needs character, this is your new conversation starter.

Made for renegades who still appreciate quality. Ideal for hats, backpacks, jackets, or any loop-paneled surface that could use an attitude upgrade. Part of the AXG Life collection — Life, Adventure-Ready and proudly made in the USA.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, visible, and not obnoxious.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick attachment to loop panels on hats, bags, and jackets.
• Color: As shown in photos — LIMITED color variations available, so don’t overthink it.
• Origin: Made in the USA.
• Use: Built for loop-fastener panels (hats, tactical packs, field jackets, and everyday carry favorites).

Performance / Benefits

This patch gives your gear personality without sacrificing practicality. The hook backing means slap it on, peel it off, or swap it between bags when your mood changes — no sewing required. It’s tough enough for the road, the trail, and questionable late-night decisions.

Practical perks:

• Instantly identifies your kit so you can stop borrowing your friend’s jacket by accident.
• Makes smaller items stand out in a sea of bland black tactical stuff.
• Durable construction keeps the message readable through rain, rides, and regrettable karaoke.

For anyone who values form and a little functional snark — this patch adds voice to your kit and tells the world you’re not here to be subtle. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready, and a little ridiculous in the best way.

Take it for a spin: Toss this patch on your favorite hat or pack, stroll into life with a smirk, and let your gear do the talking. Add to cart and make your coffee break stories way better.