You've Been Gaslighting Me All Night — 2x3 Patch (Black/Silver)

Stick this little bit of sass on your gear and let your pack do the talking — preferably louder than you do after midnight. Perfect for the person who enjoys blunt honesty, ironic flair, and a patch that won't flake under pressure.

For the trail-roaming joker, the tactical-leaning gearhead, or anyone curating a jacket that reads like a personality profile. Part of the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready with a side of sarcasm.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high x 3 inches wide (readable without binoculars, obvious from the campfire).
• Color: Black background with silver lettering — high contrast, low drama.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing — sticks to hats, bags, and jackets with loop panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA.
• Style: As shown in photos; no alternate colorways — commitment, not indecision.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does exactly what a good patch should: it communicates your vibe from ten feet away, survives weather and questionable life choices, and attaches in seconds. The hook backing makes swapping between a beanie, a plate carrier, or a weekend tote stupidly easy — because life’s too short for permanent decisions.

Built to turn stuck weekends into better campfire stories, and to hold up through rain, road trips, and one too many "bold" ideas. It’s compact, readable, and delivers personality without needing a microphone.

Who it’s for: Tactical Gear Junkie types who appreciate a clean, snappy statement piece, and anyone assembling a patch collection that tells tales — honest ones.

Ready to stick it where it matters?

Toss it onto your hat, slap it on your pack, and add a little pointed humor to your kit — add to cart and make Monday jealous.