Be polite, be Professional but have a Plan Patch

Politeness on the outside, plotted mayhem on the velcro — this patch says it straight: “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.” Gifted words from General Mattis, now slapped on your kit for comedic intimidation and honest sarcasm. Perfect for the person who likes manners with a very dark sense of humor.

Who it’s for: the tactically minded jokester, the kit-curator who likes their gear with attitude, and anyone who buys into AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready (and slightly cheeky).

Key Features & Design

• Iconic quote: Exact wording from General Mattis — unapologetic and unmistakable.
• Velcro-ready backing: Attaches easily to vests, packs, jackets, hats, or any loop field on your kit.
• Purpose: Designed to convey personality — polite on the surface, prepared underneath.
• Kit-friendly: Built to ride rough with you — ideal for range bags, patrol rigs, or weekend packs.

Performance & Benefits

Slap this patch on and instantly communicate your vibe without saying a word. It solves the awkward “what’s your sense of humor?” conversation and upgrades plain nylon into something with personality. On the trail or at the range, it turns stuck weekends into better campfire stories and adds a layer of confidence to your kit — like a reliable buddy who whispers tactical one-liners at the right time.

Practical, punchy, and low-effort: what it lacks in diplomacy it makes up for in clarity. It’s a sticker for grown-ups who take life and adventure seriously — but not themselves.

Wear it where it counts, keep it handy, and keep your manners rude (in the best way).

Add to cart and give your gear a sense of humor that pulls no punches.