'Big Al' - Chubby But Dangerous PVC Patch (OCP) — 3.5"

Meet 'Big Al'—the portly patriot who's equal parts cuddly and calibrated for chaos. He’s the cousin to Big Bubba, proudly labeled CHUBBY BUT DANGEROUS, and ready to hop onto your pack, jacket, or morale patch panel whether you’re raiding the last slice of pizza or running a weekend op. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready style.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3.5 inch diameter — perfectly noticeable, not obnoxious.
• Material: Durable PVC construction built to handle rain, mud, and questionable decisions.
• Pattern & Theme: OCP camo motif with Meal Team 6 Member insignia — tactical whimsy for the snack-forward operator.
• Attachment: Includes hook fastener backing for quick-on, quick-off placement on velcro panels.
• Personality: Bold, cheeky, and slightly threatening in the most adorable way possible.

Performance & Benefits

This patch does what patches do: it adds character and tells a story without you having to shout it from the rooftop. The rugged PVC holds color and detail through weather and wear, so your emblem of chubby menace stays sharp whether you hang it on a plate carrier, hat, or field bag. The OCP palette blends with standard tactical gear while the Meal Team 6 insignia makes it clear you take snacks—and humor—seriously.

Practical perks: the hook fastener backing means swapping patches between kits is painless, and the 3.5" size is large enough to be noticed by fellow tactical gear junkies but compact enough to avoid obnoxiousness. It turns stuck weekends into hero stories and is built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and every campfire anecdote that follows.

Why you’ll actually want this

Because life’s too short for boring patches. 'Big Al' signals competence, appetite, and a healthy disregard for strict solemnity—perfect for anyone who mixes function with a sense of humor. Add a splash of AXG-edgy charm to your gear and let your kit tell better stories.

Stick it on your kit and make your duffel jealous — add 'Big Al' to cart and start collecting better campfire stories.