Don't Poop On Me - 2x3 Patch

Clear, polite, and aggressively direct — the Don't Poop On Me patch says what everyone's thinking but fewer people have the nerve to wear. Perfect for the person who prefers their boundaries embroidered and their messages unmistakable. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready and socially unambiguous.

Who it's for

For hikers who tolerate nonsense only in moderation, backpackers with a sense of humor, and anyone who wants to mark their hat, jacket or kit with a tiny piece of blunt decor. Because sometimes a patch is the only civilian-grade weapon you need to communicate expectations.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact but definitely readable.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included for quick attachment.
• Compatibility: Works on hats, bags, and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Origin: Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie.
• Durability: Rugged patch construction built to survive the outdoors (and questionable decisions).

Performance & Benefits

Stick it on your favorite cap or pack and instantly upgrade your non-verbal communication. The hook fastener backing makes it easy to swap locations or peel off when civility calls for it. It keeps expectations clear without you having to repeat yourself, which is handy on long trails, group trips, or public transit when people forget basic manners.

This patch is small enough to be subtle and bold enough to be understood — perfect for turning stuck weekends into better stories and for those times when diplomacy needs a tiny bit of sarcasm. Built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and anyone who appreciates function with a wink.

AXG Life tip: Pair it with your go-to cap or throw it on a loop-panel jacket for instant personality—and fewer unwanted surprises.

Ready to make your point (politely aggressive)?

Toss it on your gear bag and give your kit some honest attitude — add it to your cart and let your stuff do the talking.