Fukitol — My Drug of Choice Patch (2" x 3")

Quick, blunt, and impossible to ignore—this patch says what you’re thinking without the awkward conversation. Perfect for the person who prefers sarcasm with their survival kit. Part of the AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready attitude for gear that actually has personality.

Who it’s for

For hat-wearers, bag-haulers, jacket-rockers, and anyone who likes their patches honest and their mornings caffeinated. Great for adding a little rebellious flair to outdoor gear or everyday carry.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide (compact, readable, not obnoxious).
• Backing: Hook fastener backing for quick attachment to loop panels.
• Compatibility: Ideal for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
• Made in the USA: Manufactured domestically for dependable quality.
• Camouflage: Camouflage pattern will vary by patch depending on fabric placement — unique every time.
• Note: Does not include the matching loop fastener piece (we sell the patch, not the sticky velcro soulmate).

Performance / Benefits

This patch sticks where it needs to, swaps out in seconds, and gives your gear an instant attitude upgrade. It solves the “my backpack looks boring” problem, prevents awkward explanations at the trailhead, and turns stuck weekends into hero stories (or at least better campfire banter). Built for midnight trail runs, questionable plans, and the occasional grocery run that needs a little edge.

Quick wins: easy to attach, weather-friendly camo variation, low commitment—remove and replace without drama.

Part of the AXG Life ethos: functional, funny, and Life, Adventure-Ready.

Ready to stick it where it counts?

Toss this patch on your favorite hat or bag and let your gear do the talking — add to cart and make your next outing a little more honest.