Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes - 2x3 Patch

Stick this little verdict on your hat so people know you’ve made questionable choices and lived to tell the tale. Short, sarcastic, and embroidered like it means business—this patch speaks fluent attitude.

For the prankster, the backcountry wisecracker, or anyone who wants their kit to have personality. AXG Life: Life, Adventure-Ready—now with extra edge.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 2 inches high by 3 inches wide — compact, readable, and not clingy.
• Material: Embroidered for a tactile, rugged look that ages well.
• Backing: Hook fastener backing included for quick attachment to loop panels.
• Compatibility: Perfect for hats, bags, jackets, or any loop fastener panel.
• Origin: Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie.
• Pattern: Camouflage pattern will vary by patch, so yours gets its own personality.

Performance & Benefits

This patch doesn’t just sit pretty — it solves the “what do I put on this boring cap?” problem. The hook fastener backing makes swapping it between gear fast and painless (unlike that last plan you had at 2 a.m.). The sturdy embroidery tolerates rugged use, rain, dirt, and the occasional dramatic storytelling session around a fire.

Because the camo varies, no two patches are exactly the same—just like your adventure stories. Slap it on and instantly upgrade the vibe of anything it touches: hats, backpacks, field jackets, or the mysterious tactical tote you pretend is for work.

Turns stuck weekends into hero stories and normal hikes into memorable anecdotes. Built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and people who take life seriously—just not themselves.

Ready to Add Some Attitude?

Toss it on your favorite cap or bag and let the world know you accept responsibility... occasionally. Add to cart and make your gear 100% more honest.