Sporky Spork — The Pocket Skallywag for Food, Fixes, and Foul Drive‑Thru Karma

Small, blunt, and weirdly useful — the Sporky Spork is the kind of EDC tool that laughs at lunch lines and questionable takeout. Designed for the person who packs light but expects chaos, it’s part utensil, part tool, and fully Life, Adventure-Ready by AXG Life.

Who it’s for

For road warriors, glove‑box philosophers, bug‑out bag minimalists, and anyone who’s ever been betrayed by a flimsy plastic fork. Keep one handy for when they F**k you in the drive‑through.

Key Features & Design

• Overall length: 4.25 inches — pocketable, not toy-sized.
• Multi‑tool functions: spork (scoop + tines), bottle opener, screwdriver, O2 wrench, and a dedicated rum‑opening device — yes, seriously.
• Limited run: made for collectors and the forgetful alike — if you love rarity, this ticks a box.
• EDC friendly: slim profile fits in glove boxes, packs, and your “maybe I’ll need that” pocket.

Performance & Benefits

The Sporky Spork turns small inconveniences into stories: stab, scoop, pry, open, or tighten — all with one compact piece of metal that won’t judge your late-night choices. It solves problems the way a good camp buddy does: quietly, reliably, and with a little bit of sarcasm.

• Eat anywhere: ditch the sad plastic fork — spork soups, salads, and tacos without fuss.
• Open anything: bottle opener + rum access tool = hydration and celebration on demand.
• Fix small stuff: screwdriver and O2 wrench for quick adjustments when things go sideways.
• Packable: measures 4.25" overall so it slides into gear bags, glove boxes, or the tiny space between life choices.

This isn’t about flashy optics or overpromised miracles — it’s about reliable utility with personality. Built for midnight trail runs, questionable decisions, and making stuck weekends into hero stories.

Limited run alert: these won’t be around forever (and you don’t want to be the person who missed the rum opener).

Add to cart and upgrade your snack-and-rescue game — your future self, and that unfortunate drive‑through order, will thank you.