Don't Be a Cuntasaurus — 3.25" Vinyl Sticker

Tiny dino, massive attitude. This 3.25" sticker features an adorably fierce dinosaur in full tactical gear flashing a grin and the unapologetic message: “Don't be a Cuntasaurus.” Perfect for people who like their humor sharp and their stickers tougher than their sense of decorum.

For the outdoor prankster, the tactical-gear junkie, or anyone who believes Life, Adventure-Ready also includes a solid sense of sarcasm — this sticker is for you. AXG Life approved: cheeky, durable, and ready to ride shotgun on your water bottle, laptop, or gear case.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3.25" — compact enough for a helmet, bold enough to start conversations.
• Material: High-quality 6 mil thick vinyl for a sturdy feel and clean finish.
• Protection: Printed with UV and weather-conscious durability to handle outdoor use.
• Design: Tactical-gear-clad dinosaur with the phrase “Don't be a Cuntasaurus” — equal parts cheeky and tactical.
• Style fit: Ideal for Tactical Gear Junkie vibes, adventurers, and anyone who likes their stickers with a side of attitude.

Performance & Benefits

This sticker does more than look smug. It resists the elements, clings tight, and keeps that message readable through campfire smoke, roadside rain, and questionable life choices. Slap it on a water bottle to make your bottle more opinionated, on your toolbox to ward off bad tinkerers, or on your laptop to announce your personality before you even boot up.

It’s small, so it won’t hog real estate—but it will steal the show. Turns stuck weekends into hero stories, and boring gear into conversation starters. Built for midnight trail runs and questionable decisions (the sticker will survive both).

Care tip: Clean the surface before applying for best stick and longevity.

Ready to annoy politely?

Add this pint-sized dino to your kit — slap it on, walk away, and let it do the talking. Toss it in your cart and make your gear a little bolder (and a lot more sarcastic).