Rudolph's Favorite Fat Guy: Santa — 3.5" Sticker

Santa’s traded the cookie plate for a grin that says, “I mean business.” This sweet-yet-deadly 3.5" sticker brings a mischievous, tactical twist to your laptop, water bottle, or helmet — perfect for people who like their holiday spirit with an edge. AXG Life — Life, Adventure-Ready, even when the sleigh gets rowdy.

Key Features & Design

• Size: Approximately 3.5 inches high — compact, bold, and not subtle.
• Material: High-quality 6 mil thick vinyl for real durability.
• Protection: UV, weather, and scratch resistant laminate — holds up to rain, sun, and questionable life choices.
• Artwork: Santa with a grin and an attitude — looks cute from afar, tactical up close.
• Audience: Ideal for Tactical Gear Junkie types, outdoor adventurers, or anyone who likes humor with their resilience.

Performance & Benefits

This sticker isn’t just decorative — it’s built to last. The 6 mil vinyl and protective laminate mean it survives backpacks, water bottles, and the back-of-the-truck treatment without peeling or fading. Slap it on your gear and it keeps looking sharp through weather, sun, and scratchy encounters.

What it does for you: turns plain everyday items into conversation starters and makes your kit look like it has more personality (and maybe a slightly dangerous sense of humor). Great for gifting to the person who collects patches, stickers, and questionable life decisions.

Use it to mark your territory, deck out your adventure kit, or annoy a coworker with holiday menace. Life, Adventure-Ready—yes, even with a Santa that means business.

Grab One

Add to cart and give your gear a grin that doesn’t mess around — toss it on and make campfire stories more interesting.