Too Old & Broken to Run — Will Shoot Instead (4") Sticker

You're not getting younger, but you can still have a sticker that says it loud and clear — with a wink and a warning. This 3.5 x 4-inch sticker is for the seasoned mischief-maker, the tactical curmudgeon, or anyone who prefers honesty with a side of attitude.

For the person who lives AXG Life — rugged, practical, and a little irreverent. Life, Adventure-Ready.

Key Features & Design

• Size: 3.5 x 4 in (high-impact, easy-to-stick statement piece)
• Material: 6 mil thick vinyl — flexible but durable
• Finish: UV, weather, and scratch resistant lamination for outdoor use
• Made in America: Designed and produced on home soil
• From Tactical Gear Junkie: Built with practical, tactical-minded style

Performance & Benefits

Stick it on your water bottle, truck bumper, tool chest, or the map of questionable decisions. The heavy-duty 6 mil vinyl and protective lamination mean it survives sun, rain, mud, and that one friend who insists on power-washing everything. It won’t flake after the first off-grid weekend — which is good, because neither will you.

This sticker communicates one thing clearly: you’ve earned your stripes and you’re still packing personality (and probably some useful gear). It turns mundane gear into conversation starters and stains dull surfaces with clever honesty. Perfect for outdoorsfolk, tactical gear fans, and anyone who appreciates blunt humor with proven durability.

Why it matters

Because small details make better stories. A simple sticker can turn a normal cooler into an attitude-bearing sidekick and make your camp set-up feel intentional. In short: it’s durable, funny, and unapologetically real — just like the best parts of AXG Life.

Toss it on your kit and upgrade your campfire stories — add to cart and make your gear snarkier (in a trustworthy way).