Collection: Fun Patches (Adult)
Let’s be honest - sometimes gear needs a sense of humor. Our fun adult patches are sarcastic, edgy, and just the right amount of wrong. Perfect for breaking the ice at the range or making your buddies laugh. Slap one on and own the joke.

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As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old.. I'll Still Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
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Sticker - Reigning Hide and Seek Champion Bigfoot 3"
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As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could've Been an Email or a Fight - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Olive Drab
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As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old But I'll Fuck You Up - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Shit Needed To Be Blown Up So I Was Born - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - Remain Calm! We Can't Both Freak Out - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Stupid People Keep Me Employed - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect FAFO - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - It's not Waterboarding It's a Tactical Baptism - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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For Whom The Bell Tolls - Laser Cut Printed Patch - #4 in the Metal up your Ass Collection
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Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Fully Autismatic- 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Here For The Income, Not The Outcome. - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Pink
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As Seen on Socials - The Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
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